Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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