The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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