just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
false alarm, still single
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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