...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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