why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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