I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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