I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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