I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
now i know why i became what i already was.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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