Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
We got so high we made milksteak
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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