dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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