Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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