Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Buhtt sex?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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