She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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