The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
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the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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