go do what you do best...puke behind churches
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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