I can't breathe out the right side of my face
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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