Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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