So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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