Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
MIDGETS
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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