I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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