I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Sext me about skeletons
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we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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