Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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