She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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