it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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