How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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