I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
just tell him i said nine months
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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