How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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