you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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