so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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