i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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