forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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