just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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