nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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