Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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