the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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