North Korea, Best Korea!
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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