My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
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I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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