i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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