Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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