Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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