if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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