i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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