Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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