But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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