im having a threesome with these popsicles
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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