I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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