Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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