If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
accomplished twins. life is a go
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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