i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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