Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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